carry-on-my-wayward-butt

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

””“it’s so sad that only 2000 people know what this is!!”“”

aka

"only 2000 people on tumblr dot com saw this AND liked/reblogged it so far. i am grasping at straws to somehow assert myself as the highest ranking member of the elite squad known as The Gigantic Cock Dripping Geek Ass Fucking Shithead Nerd Crew and i’m desperate to feel older than i am. nobody knows about old things. there isn’t a single 7 year old on this planet who knows what a VCR is. cassette taps are banished from reality. god is dead. 90s. 90s. 90s kids. 90s k

allyhatingcisphobe

allyhatingcisphobe:

I don’t want to get in the way of anyone’s bisexual Steve Rogers headcanons, because I think that is swell and I love those headcanons, but I’ve just been musing about this:

Asexual, biromantic Steve Rogers. You can see him falling in love with like, everyone, and getting all smiley when people he likes pay him attention. He is all about romance.

But sex? I know that he’s supposed to be read as old-fashioned and pure-hearted or whatever, but I keep reading him as ace instead. Like the “do you… fondue?” line - I know that the joke is that he has no idea what fondue is, but I’m now picturing him as a sex-repulsed asexual who sometimes doesn’t like to say the s-word so he thinks up any euphemism he can to get around it.

Asexual, biromantic Steve Rogers. Falling in love with p much everyone, but keeping the uniform on thank you very much.

Bonus: He only ever comes out by making a one-liner about it and then jumping out of a plane.

yoshie-san

4lungboy:

advice to all boys

shslfeel

soloontherocks:

jackthevulture:

IM SCREAMIBG WITH LAUGHTER THESE GIRLS ARE MY HEROES

SHOTS FUCKING FIRED

For anyone not familiar with how modern country sounds, these girls are calling out ACTUAL songs like making blatant references to ACTUAL lyrics from other songs on the radio.

And its fucking FLAWLESS OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING.

One of the reasons I stopped listening to country was, when I was a kid, the radio was full of songs by women and songs that talked about women like they were actual people.

Now so many of the songs dont give women a personality, just describe things about them like their legs, their lips, how they look in your truck. Its just SO much objectification.

My sister just showed me this and its ADSFHASDFKLLKFH she even said she heard it on the radio im so happy

"I aint your tan legged juliet" IM SCREECHING

I might be in love please send help

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

espniosa:

coolghost:

tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.

image

officialhero

grunklestanbearpig:

when the media gives you shitty lgbtq “representation”, don’t be satisfied

make the media taKE THE “REPRESENTATION” BACK

GET MAD

I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN QUEERBAITING, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?! 

DEMAND TO SEE THE MEDIA’S MANAGER. MAKE THE MEDIA RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD CONVINCE AN ENTIRE COMMUNITY THAT DUMBLEDORE WAS ADEQUATE REPRESENTATION